Go WHALE SHOOTING with ORIGINAL INBREED VIKING - SHOOTING GUARANTEED

What can I offer: You dress yourself in bare feet and ass, we go on the water. I give you gun, this is  ORIGINAL method, I am VIKING, I am ORIGINAL. You pay only 10 000 Icelandic Kronur. You SHOOT all the time. WHALES are very big and very WILD. You shoot and I shout. Don´t worry, you will shoot SOMETHING, this is GUARANTEED. Afterwards we slaughter an ORIGINAL ICELANDIC HORSE and eat the balls. This is VIKING WAY. Today we are all VIKINGS. We can FIRE and ICE. You pay only 10 000 kronur. You shoot, I shout all day long. This is very good experience for you.